Me: “I figured the abs would distract you from the cultural appropriation long enough for you to enjoy it.”

Her: “Haka is an art form. I can appreciate its deep history, its nuanced interpretation through gestural dance of the complicated feelings warriors face as they go into battle, the questions that arise when a noble tradition is transmuted into spectacle, the added layer of resonance between this team and our own sports teams named after pejorative terms for native peoples exterminated by colonialists; and, also, dat azz.”

Recently selected as Artist of the Week by MTV, Supaman can apparently do everything but fly. Which, incidentally, is still hella fly.

The entirety of Daft Punk’s Random Access Memories mashed up with “Everybody To The Limit” (The fhqwhgads song) in an hour-long remix by Strong Bad. Yup. And Homestar Runner has returned! Maybe.

“Total fabulosity.” The seventh season of Mad Men premieres April 13th.