“Equal pay for equal work!” says Batgirl

This ancient, slightly clunky PSA (via Buzzfeed) features a ticking time bomb and Batgirl demanding salary equality with Robin. It inspires the following thoughts:

1) Wait, so Batman pays his assistants a salary? I thought they worked more on an volunteer/honor system basis?

2) Plus, wouldn’t Robin’s seniority mean that his wages should, in fairness, be slightly higher than Batgirl’s?

3) Either way — HAHAHAHAH GOOD LUCK WITH THAT BATGIRL.