Mario Bothers vs Wright Brothers

I stumbled across this web series that I think is #Awesome. The concept involves historical figures (both alive, dead, and fictional) throwing to down in a well produced, low-blow rap battle.

I’ll be the first to admit that I’m over the whole rap comedy=viral video thing, but the interactive element of this series wins me over. ERB (as the series creators abbreviate it) encourages fans to submit ideas on who should battle and vote on who wins. Speaking of creators, this series is a side project of popular YouTuber’s NicePeter and EpicLloyd. And to up the viewership ante, the most recent episode features RhettandLink as the Wright brothers.

Oh Borderlands, how I did so love you. You were simultaneously a throwback to the Doom-esque first-person-shooters of old, and a new blend of very unique art design, nuanced gameplay, western-style RPGs, and guns – lots and lots of guns (a theoretical 17 million variations, to be specific.) So after 4 pieces of remarkably entertaining DLC and a staggeringly successful 5 million unit sales on a totally new property, there will of course be a sequel.

The good news is that it looks like a lot of the elements that made the original “shoot-and-loot” so awesome are still present. The better news is that it features a number of improvements (HORIZONTAL SPLITSCREEN!) and an enthusiastically made-up number of more guns / “wub wub.”

But the best news? It’s being written by Anthony Burch of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playing? fame.

Why thank you Gearbox, September 18th is so conveniently close to my birthday…

This is a bit old, and it’s a little awkward to discover which of your favorite celebrities are absolute crap at improv-ing with a Muppet, but Miss Piggy interviewing BAFTA nominees is still really really wonderful. Starstruck Gillian Anderson talking with Miss Piggy might have made my brain explode. Also, Gary Oldman. Also, Fassbender. I’m just saying.

Right now, even a complete sports n00b can’t help but know that a fella named Jeremy Lin is playing some very good basketball for the New York Knicks. But do you know what Jeremy was doing a mere two months ago? Making YouTube videos in San Francisco.

On the official Jeremy Lin YouTube channel, you will find four videos featuring Lin. One is a compilation of highlights from games played during the NBA lockout. One is a pretty compelling “Day in the Life” piece (Lin works out at 24 Hour Fitness! Lin eats at Denny’s!). But the other two (one dating from last August, the other last November) feature Lin playing around with YouTube stars KevJumba and Ryan Higa.

And when I say playing around, I mean that literally. There’s only one full-on sketch, embedded here, but it is surreal to watch — and not because Lin wears prop glasses, cracks occasionally weak jokes and gets hit in the head with a basketball. No, what’s surreal is that the video opens with him telling the camera “Because I have no life, and no job, I decided to make a video.”

Just another reminder of how fast things can change.

I love stories, especially ones that share insight into a time or place in history that many people didn’t have access to. I also love music. The combination of these two passions may explain why I have read the biographies of almost every popular musician who has published one (Note: I highly recommend Slash’s.) It also explains why I think story time with Mr. Roth is so “awesome”.

In this video published to Van Halen’s vimeo page, David Lee Roth explains why they wrote a “No Brown M&Ms” clause into Van Halen’s contracts. I think the reason is pretty brilliant, and no it’s not because he’s allergic to food coloring or gets off on being a rock diva.

Imitation is purportedly the sincerest form of flattery, but it can also be a pretty good road to a laugh. I don’t know why we find it so entertaining – and it may just be me here – but we (I) do. Meet Josh Robert Thompson, commercial voice actor and voice of Geoff The Robot on the Craig Ferguson show. Josh has an amazing range of voices he can do (as you’ll see above) but his Morgan Freeman impression is what really seals the deal. Give it a watch because there’s an extra-special bonus video here too.

So that’s all fine and good (“Tell me more about that carpet! Narrate my life!”) but Craig Ferguson regularly has celebrity guests on his show, right? Has Morgan Freeman ever come on? Has Josh ever performed his Morgan Freeman impression in front of Morgan Freeman?

Funny you should ask

Congrats to Grammy winner Adele, whose latest hit Someone Like You is scientifically proven to make you cry! To celebrate, let’s enjoy this cover, performed by a busker working for quarters in a New York subway stop.

When I watched this video last week, the morning was cold and grey (by Los Angeles standards), and I was huddled in bed with my laptop and cat, trying to procrastinate starting my day. And all of a sudden there I was, watching someone sing his heart out in such a beautiful simple way, all thanks to a stranger with a smart phone who shared a video with the entire world. And I had one of those moments that I don’t have that often anymore: I remembered just how fucking magical this all is.

For that, I’d put five bucks in that guy’s hat. If there was a way.

As Felicia is out of the country this week, you’re getting a double-dose of me (Barrett) instead. I can already hear you science nerds squealing with joy, but I’ve got something a little different up my sleeve today.

This week, one of my favorite Youtube producers, C. G. P. Grey, uses his charmingly inimitable style to finally shed some light on what has been a glaring gap in my knowledge my entire life.

You see, I’ve been content to call anyone from anywhere remotely close to London “British,” and having never been corrected by a Brit, I just assumed I was right to do so. I have been corrected by other people though, and as I rarely keep a Brit around just to clarify, this situation remained unsolved right up until the point where I found this video.

It turns out there is a big difference – big enough where even some citizens of the Isles might find it a bit confusing. Some of the rest of us just find it amusing (though that could also be the delivery) but it’s the “whole lot more” that the title promises where it really starts to get fascinating.

I’m sort of fascinated by how physics acts on the very large and very small scales (ask a physicist sometime why 90% of your body is actually empty space, then try not to have an existential crisis.) Up until fairly recently, our observational techniques were limited to real time and anything beyond was left to either guesswork or imagination. It’s only very, very recently that the kind of equipment needed to perform these observations was available to the average layman.

Thus we have the above: a water droplet entering a still pool shot from a Phantom camera at what appears to be about 2000 frames per second. I can almost guarantee that you’re going to be surprised by what you see.

Both brilliant and appropriately creepy, Robot readable world by Timo Arnall attempts to show us how computers “see” the world, gathering “meaning from our streets, cities, media and from us.”

So now that we know how the machines see us, how long will it be untii we start deploying camouflage in order to hide from the machines?

Robot readable world, created by Timo Arnall.

Music: ”Cold Summer Landscape” by Blear Moon.

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